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You're a really amazing writer! I thought this was a fantastic article that you put together.

Of the abrahamic traditions Islam is the one I definitely know the least about. I guess I don't even know if they don't like even being lumped in with the others.

I grew up in such an islamophobic place that about once a week at the library my mom ran: One of the conservative Christian groups would come in and steal the Quran because they deemed it didn't need to be on the shelves. At some point the joke was on the conservative Christians because my mom found at an estate sale 300 of them that the person ended up just giving to my mom. Every time the Quran would be stolen, my mom would just bring another one from the boxes we had in the basement.

At some point at one of the library board meetings they addressed a letter saying that my mom was spending too much money replacing all the quran's that have been stolen... My mom replied by saying that "she didn't know that the book had been stolen because there's always one on the shelf and I think that someone must just keep putting it in the wrong place". (Which was obviously a lie but the board didn't know what was happening)

At some point one of the board members looked at all of the money being spent on new books and was satisfied. At one point, the most conservative church decided to burn banned books and other forms of media Nirvana CDs and D&D books... At one point it was going to be a public event but then they noticed that 90% of the books had actually been taken from the public library with a surprising number of more than 100 quran's... This got reported in the local newspaper and it turned into a private thing out of shame for stealing that many books and destroying them... After the bad press, the church wrote a check for $4,000 as an apology to the library. As the coup de gras of a librarian, my mom purchased a rather expensive swedish translation of the Quran (It was a Scandinavian ethnic town for reference) and it was put into the special collection that was locked.

She also put a pretty hilarious Latin phrase "ferro ignique" (literally fire and iron but has a meaning of scorched earth basically) that she signed by our great uncle who was known as the person that came up with the name for the big festival locally in the late 1800s.

Every time there was a chance to unlock the special Scandinavian collection, she would mention the Quran. One person locally new enough of the story and laughed their ass off. I forget for sure, but I believe two or three professors thought it was an odd inscription. And now that I have been gone for 15 years, this is pretty much the first time I've ever told this story because my mom swore it to secrecy and it's been a long time since I've been in that little town.

I didn't know I was going to tell a story when I first started typing. I really love this article. Thank you so much!

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